Weekly Meals

June 9, 2015

Watch out! Some totally wonderful food is coming your way this week: fried chicken, overnight brisket with tomato pie, chicken and herbed dumplings, barbecue stuffed shrimp po-boys, and salmon croquettes.

What We’re Cooking for You This Week

Bring the “Don’t Look Ethel!” email into the shop for a 15% discount on items in the Fridge or Freezer! Good until Friday, June 12!

Tuesday, June 9

Fried chicken tenders, smashed potatoes, green beans, & honey buttermilk biscuits. Chicken tenders lovingly bedded overnight in buttermilk and hot sauce (with a bedtime story from Dr. Seuss) come famously fried in a special flour recipe and served with smashed potatoes (whooped into submission), green beans (you can’t get more exciting than that), and flaky honey buttermilk biscuits. Nine out of ten doctors recommend our fried chicken and smashed potatoes before an intense aerobic workout. Nobody knows why.

Wednesday, June 10

Overnight Brisket, au jus on Louisiana rice, tomato pie, and a rosemary garlic biscuits. Our Overnight Brisket, slow-cooked in a special blend of spices and dark beer, will cheer your tummy and your table. Tomato pie is the stuff of dreams, especially with our house-made mayonnaise. This tomato pie sings, like Doris Day, “dream a little dream of me.” And you will — brisket, rice, and tomato pie will have you napping the afternoon into oblivion dreaming about meeting a girl like Doris in Pillow Talk.

Thursday, June 11

Chicken and herbed dumplings with house salad and house bread. Look, there’s no elegant way to like, let alone eat, chicken and dumplings. These dumplings come seeded with herbs in a house-made stock and cream sauce. Buford T. Justice called, and he wants an order of dumplings with jalapeños and bacon. Apparently, he needs a little extra gas to catch the Bandit. We’re delighted to be the gas station. Junior’s having a tuna salad sandwich, though. No wonder Carrie ran away with the Bandit.

Friday, June 12 — Salmon & Shrimp Woohoo!

Salmon croquettes with an artichoke cream sauce and a fresh roasted vegetable medley. You know, salmon have a rough anadromous life. We want our salmon to inspire you because it took a lot for them to get all the way to Rayville. Sam Ewing comically observed, ““When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother’s Day.” Well, your friends will remember you when you share our salmon croquettes with them.


Barbecued shrimp stuffed po-boy and a house salad.  Take a half-size po-boy, hollow the bread to make a cave, stuff it with our own New Orleans style barbecued shrimp (prepped in loads of butter, white wine, and saucy spices), cover it with barbecue sauce, and grab the napkins. Richard Wagner, a famous composer and seafood lover, originally titled one of his most important works, “Ride of the Crustaceans,” but his manager poo-pooed that for some silly reason. The manager thought some Norse mythology about warrior escorting valkyries would work better. Must not have been a seafood lover.


Dessert Offerings This Week

Outlaw brownies with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, strawberries, and ice cream. Ouch. Twist my rubber arm. Someone once said, “Exercise is a dirty word….Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.” Gosh, sounds like heaven. Why don’t they make chocolate toothpaste?

Mixed fruit tart. Pastry, custard, and mixed fruit form a delicious summer repast. Monty Python’s Dennis the Peasant famously observed about governmental systems: “Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremonyYou can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!” This tart could totally run a government on sweetness alone.

Browned butter pecan pie. Someone once said, “Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.” This pie will totally destress your life. Promise. Cross our hearts and hope to pie.

Lavender scones with either lemon curd or strawberry shortcake. “Clean your Finger, before you point at my Scones,” Ben Franklin warned his wife Debbie when she tried to poke his breakfast scones after deboning a duck. He didn’t like people messing with his breakfast.

Chocolate chip scones with chocolate sauce or fresh whip and strawberries. You know what they say, “A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.” Sounds like a fantastic diet to us!

Bring the “Don’t Look Ethel!” email into the shop for a 15% discount on items in the Fridge or Freezer! Good until Friday, June 12!

Salads Available Everyday

Chicken Salad on House Salad

House Salad with Grilled Chicken Breast

Pimento Cheese on House Salad

Salad Sampler (Chicken Salad & Pimento Cheese), $12

Sandwiches Available Everyday

Bacon & Chicken Wrap with House Made Ranch

Chicken Salad Sandwich

Chipotle Bacon & Chicken Wrap with House Made Ranch

Fried Green Tomato BLT

Garden Fresh BLT

Grilled Chicken Sandwich

Grilled Pimento Cheese

Grilled Pimento Cheese & Bacon

Stone House Eats Bread Baked Daily

Drinks — Sweet & Unsweet Tea, Bottled Water

Lunch Served | 11am-2pm Tuesday—Friday

Lunch Special | $12 — Includes Daily Special & Drink

Sandwiches & Salads | $10 — Includes Drink

Check Out What’s in the Fridge!

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 You can find our house at 828 Julia Street in Rayville, Louisiana.

Thanks for letting us serve you, and may God bless you richly as you sit at the table.

Famous Bacon Quotes

“I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste,” Jarod Kintz explains about his irregular morning routine.



  1. Sarah Aycock says

    Please e-mail your weekly menus to me. Thank you.

    • Mrs. Sarah, I sent you an invite to follow the site. Thanks for your patience, and we hope to see you at the house soon! Take care, and have a great day!

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