Weekly Meals

To Infinity and Beyond!

Al’s back in town, sharing theory of relativity advice: genius v. stupid. As always, Dr. Einstein’s got great chops. Here’s what’s wafting your way at the speed of light: roasted pork loin with speckled butter beans and whipped sweet potatoes, and a shrimptastic Friday with shrimp and grits.

What We’re Cooking for You at Week’s End

Thursday, May 12

Roasted pork loin with speckled butter beans and whipped sweet potatoes. Specially marinated with butter, spices, and dijon mustard, this pork loin comes with garden fresh speckled butter beans and whipped sweet potatoes. As he spoke before a starry-eyed class of undergrads, Albert Einstein offered this advice, “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” Well, stupidity, then, can be infinite. We wonder what Buzz Lightyear would have thought about that. Hmmmm. Well, come get some pork goodness this Thursday, it will help you in Al’s physics classroom.

Friday, May 13

Shrimptastic Friday: Shrimp and grits ($15). Shrimptastic Friday: Shrimp on baked garlic cheese grits (crispy or baked), $15. Shrimp lovingly cooked with chopped veggies in a delicious sauce served over baked garlic cheese grits (either crispy or baked) will make you toot your horns up and down the street. Our cubist companion Pablo Picasso remarked over red wine and pasta one night, “The world today doesn’t make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?” Right. Okay. Join us for some shrimp and grits this Friday, it will order your universe, and you won’t feel so, well, disorderly cubic, as you head into the weekend.


Have a look: Stone House Eats Standard Menu!

Stone House Eats Bread Baked Daily

Lunch Served | 11am-2pm Tuesday — Friday

You can find our house at 828 Julia Street in Rayville, LouisianaYou can call us at (318) 267-4457.

Thanks for letting us serve you, and may God bless you richly as you sit at the table.

Famous Quotes

Well, our old friend the humorist Dave Berry is at it again, “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” Nothing like a large pile of chocolate to help you feel complete. Have a great weekend!